Post by Hotdogs&Beer on Jun 25, 2004 17:23:20 GMT -5
-ESPN must keep Chad Ford in a cell with a computer under ESPN headquarters.
-Jay Bilas seems to underage every year instead of age. The guy just never seems to get old.
-Dwight Howard knew all day he would be the first pick, yet he acted like he won the PowerBall.
-It's not the foreign players fault they couldn't talk, they just didn't understand what the hell Stuart Scott was saying.
-Mike Turico talks way to much, "and here comes the guy that scored 2333 points at ---- and drives a green car with a girl that looks mightly ine but here comes the commish'." Jeez Mike, settle down.
-Steven A. would just dissapear for picks at a time and then shoot up and yell for 5 minutes straight.
-Tom Tolbert actually said, "Well, from what I have read on the internet,." No, i'm not kidding. He said that. For gods sake put me on camera, ive read stuff off the internet too.
-And Portland wastes another draft, you got Pothaulic Qyntel Woods, Travis Outlaw, and now you add Sebastian Telfair. I think Portland is essembling a giant street gang, not a basketball team.
-Goodness Mike Turico, just introduce a guy, you don't have to go threw there life story.
-Turico says, "Kids that come from all types of situations, hardship and war." We get it Turico, black kids don't have dad's and we are at war with Iraq, freakin' Democrats make me sick.
-Tolbert says, "Nothing" when asked about a pick. Pretty much sums up the night for Tolbert who I have noticed has been forced to wear eye friendly suits.
-I feel for David Stern, sure I think he is a Corporate fraud but he has to pronounce all those names that make the dictionary fold and crumble.
-It's now the 6 pick and i'm bored already, I just finished putting my 2 cats and dog in the dog's kennel. This is more fun then the draft.
-Stern announces the same trades we have heard of for days. My god Stern is a stiff, you would think he would be listening to hiphop by now.
-Stuart Scott harrasses a unhappy Josh Smith, the second bust pick for the Hawks. He makes Smith say, "Back to you Mike." And Smith wants nothing to do with it and leaves soon after. My god Atlanta's draft sucked.
-Would someone tell Dickie V to shut up. Whenever a HSer is taken ESPN has to let Dickie talk about, every time. I would like to see Dickie's Mock Draft, Dwight Howard would be the 48th pick and Chris Duhon would go 2nd. Dickie still won't shut up.
-After the 20th pick I actually take up doing the dishes, Tuna Casserol is hard to get off, dammit. Tom Tolbert looks tall while Jay Bilas makes up 14 new draft words that have to do with having long arms and high potential. I hate it when Bilas says someone is "long" it sounds gross, and since when do Humans actually have a 'wingspan' no really, call it armspan. When Dickie V flys away then we can call it wingspan.
-Poor Jameer Nelson. He's going to be poor the rest of his life. Boo hoo, Tolbert/Steven A./Dickie go on a "Jameer Nelson for president, F**K the NBA and GM's" spree. When he gets picked by the Nugg's knowbody explains that they already have 2 good PG's. Oh wait, 5 minutes later the only sane NBA/ESPN guy David Aldridge explains the obvious that knowbody else thought of.
-I could stare at Pavel Podkolzine's face all day long. No i'm not gay. It looks like it was chipped from Granite.
-Vihktor Khyrapa looks exactly like Bostjan Nachbar, i'm not kidding. I think there the same player, that explains why knowbody has seen Nachbar for 2 years and this explains the endless Euro talent. Darko will be drafted next year with black hair as "Okrad Cicilim" (which is Darko Milicic spelled backwards) and knowbody would even notice.
-Were entering the first round and i'm about dead from lakeofinterest. My dog is getting doubleteamed by my cats, you people are sick.
-Shuttup about the Howard/Okafor #1 pick crap, whatever happens Orlando will suck and have to deal with it.
-Lakers get Alex--opps, I mean "Sasha" what? How come these Aleksandar's change to Sasha's? How come ESPN has Sergei Monya's name spelling Sergei Monia? What the hell, we really don't know anything about these kids.
-ESPN desides after the 34th pick that knowbody cares, so I turn to the next to CNN to find Dickie V had a stroke and died.
-Wait, that was Ruben Studdard, the cause of death: Subway Sandwich caught in throat.
-This draft really was a bummer, no trades worth telling, ESPN garble, Dickie V, Tom Tolbert sleeping with his eyes opened, and lots of Budweiser Beer Ad's. Thanks for reading folks, see you next year for the 2005 NBA Spelling Bee draft, my best bet is that Martynaskitqaskita Ghen-Ghen-Ghen is chosen 1st.
-Jay Bilas seems to underage every year instead of age. The guy just never seems to get old.
-Dwight Howard knew all day he would be the first pick, yet he acted like he won the PowerBall.
-It's not the foreign players fault they couldn't talk, they just didn't understand what the hell Stuart Scott was saying.
-Mike Turico talks way to much, "and here comes the guy that scored 2333 points at ---- and drives a green car with a girl that looks mightly ine but here comes the commish'." Jeez Mike, settle down.
-Steven A. would just dissapear for picks at a time and then shoot up and yell for 5 minutes straight.
-Tom Tolbert actually said, "Well, from what I have read on the internet,." No, i'm not kidding. He said that. For gods sake put me on camera, ive read stuff off the internet too.
-And Portland wastes another draft, you got Pothaulic Qyntel Woods, Travis Outlaw, and now you add Sebastian Telfair. I think Portland is essembling a giant street gang, not a basketball team.
-Goodness Mike Turico, just introduce a guy, you don't have to go threw there life story.
-Turico says, "Kids that come from all types of situations, hardship and war." We get it Turico, black kids don't have dad's and we are at war with Iraq, freakin' Democrats make me sick.
-Tolbert says, "Nothing" when asked about a pick. Pretty much sums up the night for Tolbert who I have noticed has been forced to wear eye friendly suits.
-I feel for David Stern, sure I think he is a Corporate fraud but he has to pronounce all those names that make the dictionary fold and crumble.
-It's now the 6 pick and i'm bored already, I just finished putting my 2 cats and dog in the dog's kennel. This is more fun then the draft.
-Stern announces the same trades we have heard of for days. My god Stern is a stiff, you would think he would be listening to hiphop by now.
-Stuart Scott harrasses a unhappy Josh Smith, the second bust pick for the Hawks. He makes Smith say, "Back to you Mike." And Smith wants nothing to do with it and leaves soon after. My god Atlanta's draft sucked.
-Would someone tell Dickie V to shut up. Whenever a HSer is taken ESPN has to let Dickie talk about, every time. I would like to see Dickie's Mock Draft, Dwight Howard would be the 48th pick and Chris Duhon would go 2nd. Dickie still won't shut up.
-After the 20th pick I actually take up doing the dishes, Tuna Casserol is hard to get off, dammit. Tom Tolbert looks tall while Jay Bilas makes up 14 new draft words that have to do with having long arms and high potential. I hate it when Bilas says someone is "long" it sounds gross, and since when do Humans actually have a 'wingspan' no really, call it armspan. When Dickie V flys away then we can call it wingspan.
-Poor Jameer Nelson. He's going to be poor the rest of his life. Boo hoo, Tolbert/Steven A./Dickie go on a "Jameer Nelson for president, F**K the NBA and GM's" spree. When he gets picked by the Nugg's knowbody explains that they already have 2 good PG's. Oh wait, 5 minutes later the only sane NBA/ESPN guy David Aldridge explains the obvious that knowbody else thought of.
-I could stare at Pavel Podkolzine's face all day long. No i'm not gay. It looks like it was chipped from Granite.
-Vihktor Khyrapa looks exactly like Bostjan Nachbar, i'm not kidding. I think there the same player, that explains why knowbody has seen Nachbar for 2 years and this explains the endless Euro talent. Darko will be drafted next year with black hair as "Okrad Cicilim" (which is Darko Milicic spelled backwards) and knowbody would even notice.
-Were entering the first round and i'm about dead from lakeofinterest. My dog is getting doubleteamed by my cats, you people are sick.
-Shuttup about the Howard/Okafor #1 pick crap, whatever happens Orlando will suck and have to deal with it.
-Lakers get Alex--opps, I mean "Sasha" what? How come these Aleksandar's change to Sasha's? How come ESPN has Sergei Monya's name spelling Sergei Monia? What the hell, we really don't know anything about these kids.
-ESPN desides after the 34th pick that knowbody cares, so I turn to the next to CNN to find Dickie V had a stroke and died.
-Wait, that was Ruben Studdard, the cause of death: Subway Sandwich caught in throat.
-This draft really was a bummer, no trades worth telling, ESPN garble, Dickie V, Tom Tolbert sleeping with his eyes opened, and lots of Budweiser Beer Ad's. Thanks for reading folks, see you next year for the 2005 NBA Spelling Bee draft, my best bet is that Martynaskitqaskita Ghen-Ghen-Ghen is chosen 1st.
